¡Fun​/​Yes! (Free Maxi Single)

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First official single from 'Twatobahn' album.

Also includez free "(Shut Up &) Dance, Girl" live video for watching on iPhone, iPod, iPad, iPussy, etc.

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released January 18, 2010

Produced & Arranged by Hammel for Sneaky Productionz
Recorded by Darth Fader at Def Star Studioz

Published by Sneaky Productionz (ASCAP)
© 2010 Whale Voice Entertainment/Sneaky Productionz, LLC

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Track Name: ¡Fun/Yes!
One... two...
One, two, three, four

Prepare to shake it once more
We breakin' down your front door
Bringin' the dangerz of course
The paper'z what we come for
You scaredy kittenz mad lame
Put down that glass of champagne
We 'bout to rock this damn thang
Wild out and pull a hamstring

This be a Lazër hoedown
So grab a partner, go 'round
Two-step and dos-à-dos now
Don't act like you don't know how
Let'z get it jumpin' (that'z right)
Y'all lookin' like stalagmitez
Get off the wall and act like
You crazy off the crack pipe!

Here we go again
Everybody in the place get low again
If you got skillz, start showin' them
This is fun and exciting.
¡Fun/Yes!
¡Fun/Yes!
¡Fun/Yes!
Come get some!

Hola, me llamo Hammel
Yo tengo mucho papel
The blondie droppin' bombshellz
I got more hitz than Hotmail
The Warner Brotherz sued me
They said my tunez iz looney
But y'all know me and Smoothy
Go back like Shag and Scooby

Briso be flowin' so ill
I givin' people cold chillz
Lazër get paid like phone billz
You haterz ain't got no skillz
Y'all couldn't write a haiku
Our muzik bang like Piruz
Download us off of iTunez
Then you can do the "Night Movez"

Here we go again
Everybody in the place get low again
Y'all got dance movez, better show 'em then
Dance... Dance sucka!
¡Fun/Yes!
¡Fun/Yes!
¡Fun/Yes!
Come here!

Dayumm! That cutie be fine
Badonka-booty, she'z mine
She back it up like rewind
How could I leave that behind?
This hottie wanna dance me
She got me feelin' handzy
Slip her the roofie candy
Now she my boo like Radley

Homegirl, you feelin' some stress?
I suggest you undress
Get on your kneez and confess
Oh yes.... Success!
I got her buzzin' off wine
She wanna love me long time
But I'm a baller y'all, I'm
About my dollarz, not dimez

T-take your pantz off
G-get your dance on
Take-take your pantz off
Get-g-get your dance on
Work it!
Work it!
Work it!
One, two, three, four

Here we go again
Everybody in the place get low again
Groupiez outside, pleaze show 'em in
Do you want some of this?
¡Fun/Yes!
¡Fun/Yes!
¡Fun/Yes!
Teriffic!
Track Name: ¡Fun/Yes! (Acapella)
One... two...
One, two, three, four

Prepare to shake it once more
We breakin' down your front door
Bringin' the dangerz of course
The paper'z what we come for
You scaredy kittenz mad lame
Put down that glass of champagne
We 'bout to rock this damn thang
Wild out and pull a hamstring

This be a Lazër hoedown
So grab a partner, go 'round
Two-step and dos-à-dos now
Don't act like you don't know how
Let'z get it jumpin' (that'z right)
Y'all lookin' like stalagmitez
Get off the wall and act like
You crazy off the crack pipe!

Here we go again
Everybody in the place get low again
If you got skillz, start showin' them
This is fun and exciting.
¡Fun/Yes!
¡Fun/Yes!
¡Fun/Yes!
Come get some!

Hola, me llamo Hammel
Yo tengo mucho papel
The blondie droppin' bombshellz
I got more hitz than Hotmail
The Warner Brotherz sued me
They said my tunez iz looney
But y'all know me and Smoothy
Go back like Shag and Scooby

Briso be flowin' so ill
I givin' people cold chillz
Lazër get paid like phone billz
You haterz ain't got no skillz
Y'all couldn't write a haiku
Our muzik bang like Piruz
Download us off of iTunez
Then you can do the "Night Movez"

Here we go again
Everybody in the place get low again
Y'all got dance movez, better show 'em then
Dance... Dance sucka!
¡Fun/Yes!
¡Fun/Yes!
¡Fun/Yes!
Come here!

Dayumm! That cutie be fine
Badonka-booty, she'z mine
She back it up like rewind
How could I leave that behind?
This hottie wanna dance me
She got me feelin' handzy
Slip her the roofie candy
Now she my boo like Radley

Homegirl, you feelin' some stress?
I suggest you undress
Get on your kneez and confess
Oh yes.... Success!
I got her buzzin' off wine
She wanna love me long time
But I'm a baller y'all, I'm
About my dollarz, not dimez

T-take your pantz off
G-get your dance on
Take-take your pantz off
Get-g-get your dance on
Work it!
Work it!
Work it!
One, two, three, four

Here we go again
Everybody in the place get low again
Groupiez outside, pleaze show 'em in
Do you want some of this?
¡Fun/Yes!
¡Fun/Yes!
¡Fun/Yes!
Teriffic!
Track Name: (Shut Up &) Dance, Girl
Let's learn how to play a rock & roll rhythm

Attention: If you iz a girl, Lazër want to see you dancing!
Yes, if you iz not the girl, who carez?
Hey, this chick sitting down! Lazër Crow, attack!
Uh... she iz a paralyze.
Hmm, well...

I'm lookin' hella good, so girl just let me dance you
Dance girl, do a fancy dance, girl
Put on your dance shoez and get on the floor
We'z in a dance club, and that'z what it'z for, so...

Everybody can you pleaze shut up?
Uh huh! Okay! What'z up? Shut up!
Lazër gonna try to teach you stuff
Lazër gonna teach you stuff, don't make us have to beat you up... Briso!

Sweet sixteenz, old honiez with face-liftz, Uh huh!
Sexy Trekkie babez beam me into the spaceshipz, Nuh uh!
Anorexic lady make a real cheap datez, Ooh!
But it'z kind of sucky how the bonez alwayz break, Ew!
Fat girlz iz funny, they get so confuze, They're dumb!
Anything by their mouth, they think it'z food, Yum!
And comatose chickz, they're cool too, Oh?
You've got to eat your veggiez, it'z the thing to do, So...

Everybody can you pleaze shut up?
Uh huh! Okay! What'z up? Shut up!
Lazër gonna try to teach you stuff
Lazër gonna teach you stuff, don't make us have to beat you up

Hush little baby, haz you heard?
You can go on eBay and buy our turdz (poo-poo)
Girl, I can see my unborn childrenz in your eyez...
Aww, that'z sweet!
...and in your hair!
AHHH!

Now everybody in the house... Dance!
Let me show you what we talkin' about... Dance!
Lazër got the groovy sound... Dance!
MCz that'll move the crowd... Dance!
Hammel got the tightest trackz... Dance!
Briso got the flyest rapz... Dance!
Rockin' out with Ice's axe... Dance!
Now let'z show 'em how the Rhineland dance... Dance!

Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
I'm tired of saying, "Go!"
Yo, yo, yo

It'z almost time to go
By now you all should know
If you don't like the show
Then we summon Lazër Crow
Don't make hiz anger grow
No, he make you suffer slow
And you must pleaze him, so
When we say, "Hey!" you say, "Ho!"
Hey!
Ho!
Heeeey!
Ho!
Heeeeeeeeeey!
Ho!
Hey Azian guy!
One, two, three, Outro!

Everybody can you pleaze shut up?
Uh huh! Okay! What'z up? Shut up!
Lazër gonna try to teach you stuff
Lazër gonna teach you stuff, don't make us have to beat you up

Shake those mammerz!
Hey, got milk?
Shake those mammerz!
Ha ha, I'll do your body good!
Shake those mammerz!
Lazër iz lactose tolerant!
Shake those mammerz!
We iz talking about your titz!
Shake those m...

Sorry
Track Name: (Shut Up &) Dance, Girl (Acapella)
Let's learn how to play a rock & roll rhythm

Attention: If you iz a girl, Lazër want to see you dancing!
Yes, if you iz not the girl, who carez?
Hey, this chick sitting down! Lazër Crow, attack!
Uh... she iz a paralyze.
Hmm, well...

I'm lookin' hella good, so girl just let me dance you
Dance girl, do a fancy dance, girl
Put on your dance shoez and get on the floor
We'z in a dance club, and that'z what it'z for, so...

Everybody can you pleaze shut up?
Uh huh! Okay! What'z up? Shut up!
Lazër gonna try to teach you stuff
Lazër gonna teach you stuff, don't make us have to beat you up... Briso!

Sweet sixteenz, old honiez with face-liftz, Uh huh!
Sexy Trekkie babez beam me into the spaceshipz, Nuh uh!
Anorexic lady make a real cheap datez, Ooh!
But it'z kind of sucky how the bonez alwayz break, Ew!
Fat girlz iz funny, they get so confuze, They're dumb!
Anything by their mouth, they think it'z food, Yum!
And comatose chickz, they're cool too, Oh?
You've got to eat your veggiez, it'z the thing to do, So...

Everybody can you pleaze shut up?
Uh huh! Okay! What'z up? Shut up!
Lazër gonna try to teach you stuff
Lazër gonna teach you stuff, don't make us have to beat you up

Hush little baby, haz you heard?
You can go on eBay and buy our turdz (poo-poo)
Girl, I can see my unborn childrenz in your eyez...
Aww, that'z sweet!
...and in your hair!
AHHH!

Now everybody in the house... Dance!
Let me show you what we talkin' about... Dance!
Lazër got the groovy sound... Dance!
MCz that'll move the crowd... Dance!
Hammel got the tightest trackz... Dance!
Briso got the flyest rapz... Dance!
Rockin' out with Ice's axe... Dance!
Now let'z show 'em how the Rhineland dance... Dance!

Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
I'm tired of saying, "Go!"
Yo, yo, yo

It'z almost time to go
By now you all should know
If you don't like the show
Then we summon Lazër Crow
Don't make hiz anger grow
No, he make you suffer slow
And you must pleaze him, so
When we say, "Hey!" you say, "Ho!"
Hey!
Ho!
Heeeey!
Ho!
Heeeeeeeeeey!
Ho!
Hey Azian guy!
One, two, three, Outro!

Everybody can you pleaze shut up?
Uh huh! Okay! What'z up? Shut up!
Lazër gonna try to teach you stuff
Lazër gonna teach you stuff, don't make us have to beat you up

Shake those mammerz!
Hey, got milk?
Shake those mammerz!
Ha ha, I'll do your body good!
Shake those mammerz!
Lazër iz lactose tolerant!
Shake those mammerz!
We iz talking about your titz!
Shake those m...

Sorry
Track Name: Jackin' for Beatz
"PUMP PUMP"
Now shut up, stand at attention
Don't dance, you haz to listen
Anybody I hearz talkin' crap and dissin'
Iz fixin' to catch a whippin'
Think Hammel'z a dance musician?
Well you ain't heard all the rapz I'z written
Y'all foolz gotta start wearin' frickin' raincoatz
The way this cat be spittin'
Every day of my life I iz hearin'
Crazy fanz cheerin' and cameraz clickin'
I can't walk outside without gettin'
Standin' ovationz, clappin' and whistlin'
Oh yeah, and not to mention
All theze ass-kissin' attractive women
Shakin' it fast for the chance to get in
Sneaky'z pantz soon as I grantz permission

"NEW YORK SHIT"
You punkz be missing one thing
I ain't fronting, Hammel be hungry
Plus he tough az rugby, and a...
Hold up! Darth Fader, drop the drumz, G
Better fall back, 'cauze I'm all that
I'm a big dog, homey, you a small cat
Who you callin' wack? I haul off and smack
You in the face with the baseball bat
'Cauze Lazër major, and you'z a faker
I'm an entertainer, rap music savior
Hip-hop hooray for my naughty nature
Mad flavor and ill behavior
I be gettin' minez, so just give me five
And don't trip if you getz behind
'Cause that iz the time you should hit rewind
Uh huh, I flip rhymez like a 69

"ROBOT ROCK"
The most sexy and danger band on the planet
Iz back at it, cauzing panic
The Sonz of Rhineland rollin' thick az mass tranzit
And wreaking havoc
Legend haz it we grabbed a whale
And sailed across the Atlantic
'Cause we haz the knack to make trackz
That ain't just sick, damn it, they azthmatic
We drop classicz like some nasty bad habitz
And watch wack rapperz vanish (vamoose!)
They can't hack it, Lazër make 'em look lame
Like video gamez with bad graphicz
My multi-syllabic black magic
Abra-cadabra rapz is fantastic
That'z why theze fanz and female fanaticz
Attract to me like a magnet

"ME AGAINST THE MUSIC"
Y'all angry and jealous maybe
Lazër get babez and paper crazy
You player haterz gon' make me
Sneak my snake out and bang your lady (snake!)
My crew unique, rap to the beat
Party people gotta move their feet (let'z work)
Rick Jamez said Sneaky a superfreak
I get brain in exclusive suitez
I'm mad cool baby, let me dance you (okay!)
Mmm hmm, now take off your pantz, boo (what?!)
That'z true, I signed my band to
The biggest whale in Texas since Shamu
Homey check the skillz, I got sex appeal
And a record deal worth seven mil'
Messin' with Shred will get you killed
He's c-cold as ice...

"COLD HEARTED"
Ice von Shredula performz bad-ass guitar solo

"DROP"
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Ice, Ice!
That waz nice, but yo, we got somebody else tryin' to get nasty up in here!
You know they ain't ready for you B!
Oh, oh, oh no, oh no!
Let, l-let, let'z go like whoa!
Hey, yo, get low, get low!
L-l-let'z go Briso!

Got a bad chick, booty mad thick
Rubbin' all up on me 'cauze she love my accent
(Oh yes) Let me dance it
Then I do backflip gymnasticz
Look at this, big package
Smoothy got game like a Maverick
Me and two black chickz on the matress
Making ice cream sandwich (ha ha ha)
Wait! Where you goin'?
Homegirl, stay there a moment!
You got a man? Who cares?!?!
He'z broke, Briso very loaded!
But you better beware I'm totin'
The potion for making cherriez open
Back shotz 'til the barrel smokin'
Drop my ballz on you like Terrell Owenz

"LOVE ME OR HATE ME"
I'm back, blue drop-top Ferrari
And rockin' jewelz with an awesome body
Mad papparazi follow me
Crashin' partiez like kamakaze (party!)
See, rappin' iz just a hobby
My job iz mackin' hottiez and actin' naughty
Gwen Stefani be callin' me
Offering me punani (hey baby)
Hollaback girl, jump in my Testarossa
Relax (to-toke the doja)
Now I got this female rock-n-roller
Wantin' to choke the cobra (Cobra!)
Told ya, I'm a sex organ donor
With a boner big az a Super-Soaker
Wanna bend her over like yoga
And bone the chocha into a coma (oh!)

"M-F-F-L"
The copz throwed my ass in prison
For all the broadz I had been hittin'
Them stupid pigz just mad
Hammel do more trickz than a damned magician
They see how my medallion glisten
The lifestyle and the handsome livin'
The Ass-assin addin' up cash so fast
Y'all call me "the mathmatician"
Man, who needz pantz and britchez?
I got a buttload of fanz and richez
Hand Sneaky a mic any time you like,
I'll straight up handle bizness
My über rap ammunition
Induce collisionz and friction
This flippin' record be so hot
The wax iz drippin'