Let's learn how to play a rock & roll rhythm

Attention: If you iz a girl, Lazër want to see you dancing!
Yes, if you iz not the girl, who carez?
Hey, this chick sitting down! Lazër Crow, attack!
Uh... she iz a paralyze.
Hmm, well...

I'm lookin' hella good, so girl just let me dance you
Dance girl, do a fancy dance, girl
Put on your dance shoez and get on the floor
We'z in a dance club, and that'z what it'z for, so...

Everybody can you pleaze shut up?
Uh huh! Okay! What'z up? Shut up!
Lazër gonna try to teach you stuff
Lazër gonna teach you stuff, don't make us have to beat you up... Briso!

Sweet sixteenz, old honiez with face-liftz, Uh huh!
Sexy Trekkie babez beam me into the spaceshipz, Nuh uh!
Anorexic lady make a real cheap datez, Ooh!
But it'z kind of sucky how the bonez alwayz break, Ew!
Fat girlz iz funny, they get so confuze, They're dumb!
Anything by their mouth, they think it'z food, Yum!
And comatose chickz, they're cool too, Oh?
You've got to eat your veggiez, it'z the thing to do, So...

Everybody can you pleaze shut up?
Uh huh! Okay! What'z up? Shut up!
Lazër gonna try to teach you stuff
Lazër gonna teach you stuff, don't make us have to beat you up

Hush little baby, haz you heard?
You can go on eBay and buy our turdz (poo-poo)
Girl, I can see my unborn childrenz in your eyez...
Aww, that'z sweet!
...and in your hair!
AHHH!

Now everybody in the house... Dance!
Let me show you what we talkin' about... Dance!
Lazër got the groovy sound... Dance!
MCz that'll move the crowd... Dance!
Hammel got the tightest trackz... Dance!
Briso got the flyest rapz... Dance!
Rockin' out with Ice's axe... Dance!
Now let'z show 'em how the Rhineland dance... Dance!

Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
I'm tired of saying, "Go!"
Yo, yo, yo

It'z almost time to go
By now you all should know
If you don't like the show
Then we summon Lazër Crow
Don't make hiz anger grow
No, he make you suffer slow
And you must pleaze him, so
When we say, "Hey!" you say, "Ho!"
Hey!
Ho!
Heeeey!
Ho!
Heeeeeeeeeey!
Ho!
Hey Azian guy!
One, two, three, Outro!

Everybody can you pleaze shut up?
Uh huh! Okay! What'z up? Shut up!
Lazër gonna try to teach you stuff
Lazër gonna teach you stuff, don't make us have to beat you up

Shake those mammerz!
Hey, got milk?
Shake those mammerz!
Ha ha, I'll do your body good!
Shake those mammerz!
Lazër iz lactose tolerant!
Shake those mammerz!
We iz talking about your titz!
Shake those m...

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