• Let Me Dance You CD
• Full-album download in your choice of digital formatz
• Lazër Crow T-shirt (American Apparel, your choice of size)
• Lazër Crow sticker and 18" x 24" Let Me Dance You poster
• Muzik videoz for "Lazër Party Countdown" and "Night Movez"
Hey there, Lane Rackets, Whale Voice Records. Listen, everybody here at the label's really excited to have Lazër on board, but we haven't seen you boys for a couple of weeks, and that advance money you got came on the condition that you hold up your end of the deal. So if you could, give me a holler. Let's set up some time for you boys to get in the studio with our engineers and make a hit record. Hell, this week, Jared from Subway was in here for a few hours with his new industrial band... amazing stuff! Speakin' of, I'm thinkin' of gettin' y'all together for a little collabo. Ah... I'm sorry, I'm puttin' the cart in front of the horse. For now, let's just focus on you guys. Call me.
(End of messages)
Hello. I'm the old fart you heard at the beginning of the record. Well, Briso and Hammel have signed a record deal in Texas after being taken for a ride by what I can only assume was a sperm whale. Unfortunately, Keinhorst didn't make it, but I'm not sure he did much anyway. The real question is: What are they going to do without their beloved mascot and bodyguard, Lazër Crow? Ah, the hell with it! I'm drunk. Hammel! Hit me with the drums! Oh snap! This beat is dumb nice. Uh! Uhhhhh! I'm feeling you Hammel, I'm feeling you. Oooh! Damn, that's hot! Good lord, man! This beat go hard. Ya heard me? Holla at ya boy.
from Let Me Dance You,
released May 23, 2005
Produced & Arranged by Hammel for Sneaky Productionz
Recorded by Keinhorst at Whale Voice Studioz
Additional vocalz by Lane Rackets and Ol' Farte