¡Fun​/​Yes! (Free Maxi Single)

by LAZËR

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One... two... One, two, three, four Prepare to shake it once more We breakin' down your front door Bringin' the dangerz of course The paper'z what we come for You scaredy kittenz mad lame Put down that glass of champagne We 'bout to rock this damn thang Wild out and pull a hamstring This be a Lazër hoedown So grab a partner, go 'round Two-step and dos-à-dos now Don't act like you don't know how Let'z get it jumpin' (that'z right) Y'all lookin' like stalagmitez Get off the wall and act like You crazy off the crack pipe! Here we go again Everybody in the place get low again If you got skillz, start showin' them This is fun and exciting. ¡Fun/Yes! ¡Fun/Yes! ¡Fun/Yes! Come get some! Hola, me llamo Hammel Yo tengo mucho papel The blondie droppin' bombshellz I got more hitz than Hotmail The Warner Brotherz sued me They said my tunez iz looney But y'all know me and Smoothy Go back like Shag and Scooby Briso be flowin' so ill I givin' people cold chillz Lazër get paid like phone billz You haterz ain't got no skillz Y'all couldn't write a haiku Our muzik bang like Piruz Download us off of iTunez Then you can do the "Night Movez" Here we go again Everybody in the place get low again Y'all got dance movez, better show 'em then Dance... Dance sucka! ¡Fun/Yes! ¡Fun/Yes! ¡Fun/Yes! Come here! Dayumm! That cutie be fine Badonka-booty, she'z mine She back it up like rewind How could I leave that behind? This hottie wanna dance me She got me feelin' handzy Slip her the roofie candy Now she my boo like Radley Homegirl, you feelin' some stress? I suggest you undress Get on your kneez and confess Oh yes.... Success! I got her buzzin' off wine She wanna love me long time But I'm a baller y'all, I'm About my dollarz, not dimez T-take your pantz off G-get your dance on Take-take your pantz off Get-g-get your dance on Work it! Work it! Work it! One, two, three, four Here we go again Everybody in the place get low again Groupiez outside, pleaze show 'em in Do you want some of this? ¡Fun/Yes! ¡Fun/Yes! ¡Fun/Yes! Teriffic!
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One... two... One, two, three, four Prepare to shake it once more We breakin' down your front door Bringin' the dangerz of course The paper'z what we come for You scaredy kittenz mad lame Put down that glass of champagne We 'bout to rock this damn thang Wild out and pull a hamstring This be a Lazër hoedown So grab a partner, go 'round Two-step and dos-à-dos now Don't act like you don't know how Let'z get it jumpin' (that'z right) Y'all lookin' like stalagmitez Get off the wall and act like You crazy off the crack pipe! Here we go again Everybody in the place get low again If you got skillz, start showin' them This is fun and exciting. ¡Fun/Yes! ¡Fun/Yes! ¡Fun/Yes! Come get some! Hola, me llamo Hammel Yo tengo mucho papel The blondie droppin' bombshellz I got more hitz than Hotmail The Warner Brotherz sued me They said my tunez iz looney But y'all know me and Smoothy Go back like Shag and Scooby Briso be flowin' so ill I givin' people cold chillz Lazër get paid like phone billz You haterz ain't got no skillz Y'all couldn't write a haiku Our muzik bang like Piruz Download us off of iTunez Then you can do the "Night Movez" Here we go again Everybody in the place get low again Y'all got dance movez, better show 'em then Dance... Dance sucka! ¡Fun/Yes! ¡Fun/Yes! ¡Fun/Yes! Come here! Dayumm! That cutie be fine Badonka-booty, she'z mine She back it up like rewind How could I leave that behind? This hottie wanna dance me She got me feelin' handzy Slip her the roofie candy Now she my boo like Radley Homegirl, you feelin' some stress? I suggest you undress Get on your kneez and confess Oh yes.... Success! I got her buzzin' off wine She wanna love me long time But I'm a baller y'all, I'm About my dollarz, not dimez T-take your pantz off G-get your dance on Take-take your pantz off Get-g-get your dance on Work it! Work it! Work it! One, two, three, four Here we go again Everybody in the place get low again Groupiez outside, pleaze show 'em in Do you want some of this? ¡Fun/Yes! ¡Fun/Yes! ¡Fun/Yes! Teriffic!
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Let's learn how to play a rock & roll rhythm Attention: If you iz a girl, Lazër want to see you dancing! Yes, if you iz not the girl, who carez? Hey, this chick sitting down! Lazër Crow, attack! Uh... she iz a paralyze. Hmm, well... I'm lookin' hella good, so girl just let me dance you Dance girl, do a fancy dance, girl Put on your dance shoez and get on the floor We'z in a dance club, and that'z what it'z for, so... Everybody can you pleaze shut up? Uh huh! Okay! What'z up? Shut up! Lazër gonna try to teach you stuff Lazër gonna teach you stuff, don't make us have to beat you up... Briso! Sweet sixteenz, old honiez with face-liftz, Uh huh! Sexy Trekkie babez beam me into the spaceshipz, Nuh uh! Anorexic lady make a real cheap datez, Ooh! But it'z kind of sucky how the bonez alwayz break, Ew! Fat girlz iz funny, they get so confuze, They're dumb! Anything by their mouth, they think it'z food, Yum! And comatose chickz, they're cool too, Oh? You've got to eat your veggiez, it'z the thing to do, So... Everybody can you pleaze shut up? Uh huh! Okay! What'z up? Shut up! Lazër gonna try to teach you stuff Lazër gonna teach you stuff, don't make us have to beat you up Hush little baby, haz you heard? You can go on eBay and buy our turdz (poo-poo) Girl, I can see my unborn childrenz in your eyez... Aww, that'z sweet! ...and in your hair! AHHH! Now everybody in the house... Dance! Let me show you what we talkin' about... Dance! Lazër got the groovy sound... Dance! MCz that'll move the crowd... Dance! Hammel got the tightest trackz... Dance! Briso got the flyest rapz... Dance! Rockin' out with Ice's axe... Dance! Now let'z show 'em how the Rhineland dance... Dance! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! I'm tired of saying, "Go!" Yo, yo, yo It'z almost time to go By now you all should know If you don't like the show Then we summon Lazër Crow Don't make hiz anger grow No, he make you suffer slow And you must pleaze him, so When we say, "Hey!" you say, "Ho!" Hey! Ho! Heeeey! Ho! Heeeeeeeeeey! Ho! Hey Azian guy! One, two, three, Outro! Everybody can you pleaze shut up? Uh huh! Okay! What'z up? Shut up! Lazër gonna try to teach you stuff Lazër gonna teach you stuff, don't make us have to beat you up Shake those mammerz! Hey, got milk? Shake those mammerz! Ha ha, I'll do your body good! Shake those mammerz! Lazër iz lactose tolerant! Shake those mammerz! We iz talking about your titz! Shake those m... Sorry
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Let's learn how to play a rock & roll rhythm Attention: If you iz a girl, Lazër want to see you dancing! Yes, if you iz not the girl, who carez? Hey, this chick sitting down! Lazër Crow, attack! Uh... she iz a paralyze. Hmm, well... I'm lookin' hella good, so girl just let me dance you Dance girl, do a fancy dance, girl Put on your dance shoez and get on the floor We'z in a dance club, and that'z what it'z for, so... Everybody can you pleaze shut up? Uh huh! Okay! What'z up? Shut up! Lazër gonna try to teach you stuff Lazër gonna teach you stuff, don't make us have to beat you up... Briso! Sweet sixteenz, old honiez with face-liftz, Uh huh! Sexy Trekkie babez beam me into the spaceshipz, Nuh uh! Anorexic lady make a real cheap datez, Ooh! But it'z kind of sucky how the bonez alwayz break, Ew! Fat girlz iz funny, they get so confuze, They're dumb! Anything by their mouth, they think it'z food, Yum! And comatose chickz, they're cool too, Oh? You've got to eat your veggiez, it'z the thing to do, So... Everybody can you pleaze shut up? Uh huh! Okay! What'z up? Shut up! Lazër gonna try to teach you stuff Lazër gonna teach you stuff, don't make us have to beat you up Hush little baby, haz you heard? You can go on eBay and buy our turdz (poo-poo) Girl, I can see my unborn childrenz in your eyez... Aww, that'z sweet! ...and in your hair! AHHH! Now everybody in the house... Dance! Let me show you what we talkin' about... Dance! Lazër got the groovy sound... Dance! MCz that'll move the crowd... Dance! Hammel got the tightest trackz... Dance! Briso got the flyest rapz... Dance! Rockin' out with Ice's axe... Dance! Now let'z show 'em how the Rhineland dance... Dance! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! I'm tired of saying, "Go!" Yo, yo, yo It'z almost time to go By now you all should know If you don't like the show Then we summon Lazër Crow Don't make hiz anger grow No, he make you suffer slow And you must pleaze him, so When we say, "Hey!" you say, "Ho!" Hey! Ho! Heeeey! Ho! Heeeeeeeeeey! Ho! Hey Azian guy! One, two, three, Outro! Everybody can you pleaze shut up? Uh huh! Okay! What'z up? Shut up! Lazër gonna try to teach you stuff Lazër gonna teach you stuff, don't make us have to beat you up Shake those mammerz! Hey, got milk? Shake those mammerz! Ha ha, I'll do your body good! Shake those mammerz! Lazër iz lactose tolerant! Shake those mammerz! We iz talking about your titz! Shake those m... Sorry
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"PUMP PUMP" Now shut up, stand at attention Don't dance, you haz to listen Anybody I hearz talkin' crap and dissin' Iz fixin' to catch a whippin' Think Hammel'z a dance musician? Well you ain't heard all the rapz I'z written Y'all foolz gotta start wearin' frickin' raincoatz The way this cat be spittin' Every day of my life I iz hearin' Crazy fanz cheerin' and cameraz clickin' I can't walk outside without gettin' Standin' ovationz, clappin' and whistlin' Oh yeah, and not to mention All theze ass-kissin' attractive women Shakin' it fast for the chance to get in Sneaky'z pantz soon as I grantz permission "NEW YORK SHIT" You punkz be missing one thing I ain't fronting, Hammel be hungry Plus he tough az rugby, and a... Hold up! Darth Fader, drop the drumz, G Better fall back, 'cauze I'm all that I'm a big dog, homey, you a small cat Who you callin' wack? I haul off and smack You in the face with the baseball bat 'Cauze Lazër major, and you'z a faker I'm an entertainer, rap music savior Hip-hop hooray for my naughty nature Mad flavor and ill behavior I be gettin' minez, so just give me five And don't trip if you getz behind 'Cause that iz the time you should hit rewind Uh huh, I flip rhymez like a 69 "ROBOT ROCK" The most sexy and danger band on the planet Iz back at it, cauzing panic The Sonz of Rhineland rollin' thick az mass tranzit And wreaking havoc Legend haz it we grabbed a whale And sailed across the Atlantic 'Cause we haz the knack to make trackz That ain't just sick, damn it, they azthmatic We drop classicz like some nasty bad habitz And watch wack rapperz vanish (vamoose!) They can't hack it, Lazër make 'em look lame Like video gamez with bad graphicz My multi-syllabic black magic Abra-cadabra rapz is fantastic That'z why theze fanz and female fanaticz Attract to me like a magnet "ME AGAINST THE MUSIC" Y'all angry and jealous maybe Lazër get babez and paper crazy You player haterz gon' make me Sneak my snake out and bang your lady (snake!) My crew unique, rap to the beat Party people gotta move their feet (let'z work) Rick Jamez said Sneaky a superfreak I get brain in exclusive suitez I'm mad cool baby, let me dance you (okay!) Mmm hmm, now take off your pantz, boo (what?!) That'z true, I signed my band to The biggest whale in Texas since Shamu Homey check the skillz, I got sex appeal And a record deal worth seven mil' Messin' with Shred will get you killed He's c-cold as ice... "COLD HEARTED" Ice von Shredula performz bad-ass guitar solo "DROP" Whoa, whoa, whoa! Ice, Ice! That waz nice, but yo, we got somebody else tryin' to get nasty up in here! You know they ain't ready for you B! Oh, oh, oh no, oh no! Let, l-let, let'z go like whoa! Hey, yo, get low, get low! L-l-let'z go Briso! Got a bad chick, booty mad thick Rubbin' all up on me 'cauze she love my accent (Oh yes) Let me dance it Then I do backflip gymnasticz Look at this, big package Smoothy got game like a Maverick Me and two black chickz on the matress Making ice cream sandwich (ha ha ha) Wait! Where you goin'? Homegirl, stay there a moment! You got a man? Who cares?!?! He'z broke, Briso very loaded! But you better beware I'm totin' The potion for making cherriez open Back shotz 'til the barrel smokin' Drop my ballz on you like Terrell Owenz "LOVE ME OR HATE ME" I'm back, blue drop-top Ferrari And rockin' jewelz with an awesome body Mad papparazi follow me Crashin' partiez like kamakaze (party!) See, rappin' iz just a hobby My job iz mackin' hottiez and actin' naughty Gwen Stefani be callin' me Offering me punani (hey baby) Hollaback girl, jump in my Testarossa Relax (to-toke the doja) Now I got this female rock-n-roller Wantin' to choke the cobra (Cobra!) Told ya, I'm a sex organ donor With a boner big az a Super-Soaker Wanna bend her over like yoga And bone the chocha into a coma (oh!) "M-F-F-L" The copz throwed my ass in prison For all the broadz I had been hittin' Them stupid pigz just mad Hammel do more trickz than a damned magician They see how my medallion glisten The lifestyle and the handsome livin' The Ass-assin addin' up cash so fast Y'all call me "the mathmatician" Man, who needz pantz and britchez? I got a buttload of fanz and richez Hand Sneaky a mic any time you like, I'll straight up handle bizness My über rap ammunition Induce collisionz and friction This flippin' record be so hot The wax iz drippin'

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First official single from 'Twatobahn' album.

Also includez free "(Shut Up &) Dance, Girl" live video for watching on iPhone, iPod, iPad, iPussy, etc.

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released January 18, 2010

Produced & Arranged by Hammel for Sneaky Productionz
Recorded by Darth Fader at Def Star Studioz

Published by Sneaky Productionz (ASCAP)
© 2010 Whale Voice Entertainment/Sneaky Productionz, LLC

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