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Doggie Nasty

from Twatobahn: Standard Model by LAZËR

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(Viper armed)

Uh, yeah. Bright Eyes.
Yeah, hey!
Hammel's not doin' your album.
Sorry, babe.
Ha ha! Wuss.
Whoa, new Lazër! Daddy likey! Ha ha.
Scoot over bro. Hey, where's the button at? This one?
Sweet. 'Sup dogs?
What's up? Hello.
Sounds like another banger. Now drop that beat again and check this.
See, these kids today...
They ain't breakin' their piggy banks open for some G-rated, Mickey Mouse Club, happy-clappy crap.
So let's thug this thing out, aiight? Let's flop out some dirt-dog nasty.

Okay... Uh...
All these hot ladiez got me in heat
Be good girl and I give you a treat
Lie down, roll over, sit up, beg
Ma, you know you wanna hump my leg
Now can't nobody make you moan like me
But ain't no telling where my bone might be (oh yeah)
Move your paw up above my knee
Now you barking up the right tree

Ha ha ha! Hammel, that was off the chain!
Now Briso, we need something filthy here. Think Snoop Dogg. Kick it.
I want to drink a pee-pee water from the commode.
You dumbass!

Now people call me dog 'cauze I chase the cat
Lickin' on the kitten iz my favorite snack
Sniff around back while I'm tastin' that
Oh no! Lemme out! I gotta take a crap!
Take you in the dog house, where we alone (huh?)
Lay you on a long couch, bury the bone (oh yeah!)
Climb up on top of me while
Briso give it to you doggystyle (he he)

I want to make a shit, eat it and lick your face!
Okay, you're one sick puppy Briso.
How 'bout you guys do some back-and-forth here.
And Hammel, switch the beat up.

Puppy dog eyez, big surprize
Bone only come in extra-large size
Slobber on it so my tail can wag
Take me home in a doggie bag
Wag your tail ma, wag your tail
Wag your tail ma, wag your tail
Bitch, I said wag your tail!
Now pant

Doggone, all y'all are fine (uh huh)
Peep how my dog collar shine
Dog tag be a dollar sign (that's right)
I piss on a bitch and call her mine (nice!)
Real dogz get down on all fourz (okay)
I lift my leg, you lift yourz (no doubt)
Knick knack, patty whack, fuck all that
Suck a milkbone while I sniff your crack

Oh ho ho...yes! That's what I'm talkin' about, nasty!
That's what the kids want today. You've been to the roller rinks and the mall.
You've seen the teeny bopper girls makin' the corn-dogs and wondered what kind of panties they got on.
No, no! I'm sayin'... I'm just sayin' they shouldn't be at the mall, whorin' around.
They need to be at home with a babysitter, getting disciplined.
Somebody to spank their little heinies... and get 'em in bed.
No no no, not like that! I'm just saying... they need to be loved. They need love.

The hounds are comin' out
You're not a...
Y-You're not a...
Y-Y-You're not a nice dog

Doggie nasty, dirty stinky
Doggie nasty, dirty horny


from Twatobahn: Standard Model, released September 17, 2010
Produced & Arranged by Hammel for Sneaky Productionz
Recorded by Darth Fader at Def Star Studioz
Additional vocalz by Harry Ellis from Die Hard

Published by Sneaky Productionz (ASCAP)
© 2010 Whale Voice Entertainment/Sneaky Productionz, LLC




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