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And we are back, it is insane up in here!
Crazy! I have a faux-hawk!
Thanks for wakin' up early with us here on "The Hot-Ass Sex Hour."
Caller, what is your request?
Oh hell no, whose stanky panties are these? Oh these are mine, oh.
Hello? Am I on the air?
Yes!
Oh, uh... yeah, I just got one question.
Hit us up, sista!
Yeah, I need some advice. I'm in love with two guys.
Say what? Two guys? Who are they?
Their names be Hammel and Briso.
From Lazër?! Three-way! Ow! Oh yeah! Hot!
So, what... what's your advice?
Uh... hot!
Oooh whoa...
Boy, you want to be with me
And I feel the same way too
But I also want to be
With another sexy dude
Now I never asked to be
So in love with both of you
So I hope that you can see
There's no way that I can choose
Tell me why this has to be
Got me actin' like a fool
'Cause you want to be with me
And he wants to be with you
Wait, no, that's not what I mean
Now I'm getting all confused
Can somebody help me please
Tell me what's a girl to do?
Uh... yo... yo...
You wanna ride baby? Grab the wheel (jeah)
And we can roll like Jack and Jill (come on)
I'll take you out and spend a half a mil'
On flashy fly jewelz, why you standing still? (uh)
My rap skillz got the mass appeal (word)
And love iz something that you haz to feel (uh huh)
So lemme hit it from the back until
Your ass iz real red, and we haz to chill
Screw him, Sneaky'z bad newz (what?!)
But Smoothy a super rad dude
Yeah boo, let'z jet down to Cancun
And spoon on a sand dune
I feed you fast food, lose the pantsuit
Let me shampoo your raccoon
I give you... I give you the sweetest taboo!
Boy, you want to be with me
And I feel the same way too
But I also want to be
With another sexy dude
Now I never asked to be
So in love with both of you
So I hope that you can see
There's no way that I can choose
Tell me why this has to be
Got me actin' like a fool
'Cause you want to be with me
And he wants to be with you
Wait, no, that's not what I mean
Now I'm getting all confused
Can somebody help me please
Tell me what's a girl to do?
Rocket packz and caviar iz how I mack you
Crotch attackz and candy barz in public bathroomz
Briso hump you in the afternoon
And 'pregnate you with Siameze twinz... every time
Come to my private island... girl
For some fancy winin' and dinin'... we'll
Do some bumpin' and grindin', I will buy you a diamond
Then I will climb in your hymen
Listen to me, Briso will be
Right by your side until I die
Excuze me, may I object? (um...)
That'z incorrect (twat)
Only Hammel can treat you well
Dude, I'll kick your ass
Ha ha ha, don't make me laugh
Oh by the way, Hammel iz gay
Briso, you lie
Nope, he did a guy
Okay that'z it
If I'm gay, you can suck my...
Boy, you want to be with me
And I feel the same way too
But I also want to be
With another sexy dude
Now I never asked to be
So in love with both of you
So I hope that you can see
There's no way that I can choose
Tell me why this has to be
Got me actin' like a fool
'Cause you want to be with me
And he wants to be with you
Wait, no, that's not what I mean
Now I'm getting all confused
Can somebody help me please
Tell me what's a girl to do?
What is a girl to do?
In love with both of you
Don't make me have to choose
Between these sexy dudes
credits
from Twatobahn: Deluxe Model,
released September 17, 2010
Produced & Arranged by Hammel for Sneaky Productionz
Recorded by Darth Fader at Def Star Studioz
Additional vocalz by Christie V