The Whale Song

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Hammel, are you sure it iz safe to be riding whale in ocean?

I think the whale knowz what he iz doing.

Um, okay, but I get to ride on front.

Okay, I don't care.

Hang on tight, it's gonna be slippery! You might wanna hang onto my fin.


What the fish iz you doing, whale? Do we look like we have gillz?

Oh, my bad, wussies. I'll keep your heads above water from here on.

Ah! That seagull just made a crap on me!

Who carez? Look how fast we iz going! Woo hoo!

Oh look, a manatee! You were right, Hammel, this iz the best!

It'z so fun, it'z like, so much fun, it'z like weeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I know, it'z awesome! Sorry I punch you, Jawz. I didn't know you were super fast!

Weeeeeeeeeeeee! Oh weeeeeeeeeeee!

Hey, Flipper! Where'z Jonathan Brandis?

I can't see Rhineland anymorez. How far are we going, Hammel?

I don't know. Why don't you ask the whale?

Hey Jawz! Jawz! Doez he have earz?

Of course he doez, but they're underwaterz. Hold on, I think he iz making a stop.

Oh, that was so fun! Thank you for the ride!

Yes, I love you, Jawz! But now we can be going home, yes?

First of all, I'm not a shark you idiot. Secondly, I'm gonna take a little detour down to the Gulf of Mexico if you don't mind. Got a little she-whale I need to holler at down there.

Um, we iz really needing to get back to Rhineland.

Oh my God, he'z a monster Hammel!

Okay, sure! We go see your friend first. Good idea!

Well, actually, I'll need some privacy, so I'm gonna drop you guys off on the beach. Now I'm gonna dive really deep, so hold your breath. If you need air, just put your face in my blowhole and suck. Hold oooooooooon!

Wait, Jawz! When iz you coming back for us?

I don't think he'z coming back.

Oh, no!


from Let Me Dance You, released May 23, 2005
Produced & Arranged by Hammel for Sneaky Productionz
Recorded by Keinhorst at Whale Voice Studioz

Published by Sneaky Productionz (ASCAP)
© 2005 Whale Voice Entertainment/Sneaky Productionz, LLC