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Party Kidz

from Twatobahn: Deluxe Model by LAZËR

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Let's go on to the next dance!

Yo, now put your right leg in
Put it in, y'all!
Now take your right leg out
Take it out, y'all!
Now put your left leg in
Nice kickz!
There's no stopping you!

We all iz cool
Just be yourself!
We not a foolz
We stay in school!
We follow rulez!
Safety first!
You're warmed up and ready to dance!

Bein' the cool iz eazy
Don't be a sleazy cheezy
You learn the A, B Ceeziez
You be the smart for sheezy
Then you can make a CD
Awesome like me and Sneaky
Get all the moniez eazy
And buy a SUV!

Big B on the track with Sneaky (Sneaky)
See me on the plazma TV (TV)
Lazër got Blu-ray DVDz
iPhonez and mp3z ('p3z)
Chillin' out with Santa, just got back
Playstation 4? Yeah, we got that
Say no to drugz, they iz not wack
You mean they iz wack, can I get a Big Mac?
Everyday it'z Mickey D'z and Wendy'z
I'm the Burger King, feel me?
But party kidz gotta eat their vegetablez
Do their math homework with decimalz
Don't let no pederast pet your ass all sexual
Or touch your testiclez
All my peepz dare to dream
'Cauze we iz special
Yes you can!

I get a girlfriend eazy
I make her out for sheezy
I tame a dragon eazy
He never try to eat me
I doez a slam dunk eazy
Nobody dunk on meezy
I stealed a firetruck eazy
All aboard for fun!

Yay! Alright, buckle up for trip!
Yay! Uh... oh nutsack.

Airwolf! 10-4! Come in!
Uh, Briso? What you iz doing?
I haz to call Airwolf. Firetruck getted stucked in quicksandz!
Okay, Airwolf don't fly hizself.
Oh, now you tellz me.

Party kidz! Y'all like fun?
I like fun! I like fun!
Party kidz! Y'all like gamez?
I like gamez! I like gamez!
Party kidz! What the dealio?
I'm fat. I'm in a wheelchair!
Party kidz! Let'z work.
Grind that ass! Grind that ass!

Oh no! What'z going on?
Keep dancin'!
Uh... I'm rolling!
Briso! Oh!
Keep dancin'!
What'z wrong with you?
Uh... spiderz in my brain!
Hammel, make it stop!

Oh no...
Bein' the cool iz eazy
I know my A-B-threeziez
Uh... my girlfriend haz fleaz! (oh my god)
Uh... then you can make a CD
Get all the moniez eazy
What a workout!


from Twatobahn: Deluxe Model, released September 17, 2010
Produced & Arranged by Hammel for Sneaky Productionz
Recorded by Darth Fader at Def Star Studioz

Published by Sneaky Productionz (ASCAP)
© 2010 Whale Voice Entertainment/Sneaky Productionz, LLC




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