Norm Hitzges Theme (Uncensored)

from Rare Danger (Promoz + More) by LAZËR

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lyrics

Hey yo Briso!
Huh?
Somebody named Norm just paid LAZËR two million to make a song for him, kid.
Norm? Who he iz?
I don't know, some old dude that invented radioz or something.
Oh, let'z do a freestyle of rapping!

Let'z talk about Norm
The man been on the air since before you waz born
So blow the horn
Wake your lazy ass up, it'z 10:00 in the morn'
You still asleep? You lame!
He 30 yearz deep in the game (Mmm hmm)
The godfather, kneel and kiss the cane
When you speak the name (Well!)
Hitzges, not Norman Schwarzkopf
But hiz HSO'z blow your shortz off
You don't like him? You not a fan of sportz-talk ("The Ticket")
... Too bad, it'z your loss
He'll gobble a Polish sausage
Pretzelz and a whole jar of olivez (Mmmm!)
Ol' Norm, he a tuna-holic
SHHHH! The O.G. droppin' knowledge
On any type of sportz
That'z played on a field or court
At a hockey rink or racetrack
He probably even got Ice Capadez statz
Plus he doez the draft
And love Hitler, you gonna have to
Come correct when you talk to him or
"Don't you damned call here again!"

Don't stop, don't stop
Don't stop, don't... d-d-don-don't
Make it pop, make it pop
Make-m-m-make-make...make it pop-pop
Everybody gettin' crunk
Everybody gettin' crunk
Grab my crotch!
That was fantastic!