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There's always some motorist who's going to do some crazy fool thing!
Speeding and reckless driving!
Bad driving attitude!
Reckless driving is a sin!
Well, I guess I carried things a little too far!
M-M-M-Much fast!
Bad driving attitude!
Pr-Pr-Pr-Premium gas!
We go... Much fast!
We uze... Premium gas!
Your car... Iz trash!
We get... Hot ass!
Cops can... Not catch!
There iz... No match!
Slowpokez... We pass!
We don't... Make crash!
Attention all units: We have an all-points-bulletin on a silver '80s model sports car, with plates reading, “Lima, Alpha, Zulu, Echo, Romeo.” Passengers are described as two twenty-something white males, both over 6'3”. Each is known to possess dangerous levels of raw sensuality, rugged manliness, and hypnotic dance moves. Suspects can be readily identified by their striking good looks and enormous packages. Officers are advised to use extreme caution in approaching these beefcakes.
Pull up beside, we peel out eazy
Your girl go with us 'cauze you so cheezy
First we drive to many destination
Then we stop for back seat copulationz
'Cause she lovez the dancefloor warlordz
Her pantiez is on the floorboardz
Go to your house, eat all your food
Lazër iz the awesomest dudez
We go... Much fast!
We uze... Premium gas!
Your car... Iz trash!
We get... Hot ass!
Cops can... Not catch!
There iz... No match!
Slowpokez... We pass!
We don't... Make crash!
Attention all units: The suspects have been positively identified by an employee at the Quick Stop on Highway 10. The men are wearing red and blue Speedos and are in possession of a large quantity of beef jerky. The clerk also witnessed the suspects attempting to lure women into their vehicle by flexing and making lewd gestures with their gyrating haunches. Boys, bring these sexy biatches in... so I can bend 'em over and book 'em. Oh my God! Is this thing still on?
Hit the turbo, fuel injection
Forward and reverse direction
Gone in 60 secondz, wuss?
I'm 3 Fast, 3 Furious
Glass pack, fog lamp, dual-exhaust
Overdrive, we spare no cost
Change into a van in traffic
Dun duh-dun duh-dun, Inspector Gadget
Bucket seatz inside your Type-R?
I have hottub inside my car
Fifth gear, redline, super motor
Windshield wiper, gas tank floater
24" rims and TV?
Still not bigger than my pee-pee
You have toy car, make me laugh
This car iz a hovercraft
We go... Much fast!
We uze... Premium gas!
Your car... Iz trash!
We get... Hot ass!
Oh no! Briso, the copz!
Not catch!
Yes, they can catch! They iz right behind us!
No match!
Stop singing you idiot!
Police! Pull over!
We pass!
Briso, please shut up! You iz distracting me! I can't concentrate!
Make crash!
credits
from Let Me Dance You,
released May 23, 2005
Produced & Arranged by Hammel for Sneaky Productionz
Recorded by Keinhorst at Whale Voice Studioz