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Oh, look at that bumble booty
Yo Briso, look at that boom-boom bumble booty
It'z moving all around!
Look at that boom-boom bumble booty
Look at that boom-boom bumble booty movin' all around
Lazër iz gonna freeze
Iced out on 23'z
We sippin' bubbliez
We grow a money treez
Honiez with double-D'z
Up in the club with theze
MCz with tonz of G'z
We call 'em honey beez
Money pleaze, look at theze loveliez
Theze honey beez buzzin' in front of me?
Becauze it be us who they come to see
The Dub-V'z got 'em in the club for free
The company'z payin' us a bunch of cheeze
No wonder she'z tryin' to get under theze
Undiez, she want luxuriez
But what she needz iz a double-team
She wantz to be with me tonight
She'z buzzin' me
They want to be with us tonight
Theze honey beez
Lazër iz gonna freeze
Iced out on 23'z
We sippin' bubbliez
We grow a money treez
Honiez with double-D'z
Up in the club with theze
MCz with tonz of G'z
We call 'em honey beez
First message:
Briso? Hey, it's me, Kelli.
I had a really good time the other night.
Listen, hey... I'm a man. I never told you.
Look at that boom-boom bumble booty
I want to sting it!
Look at that boom-boom bumble booty moving all around
Look at that boom-boom bumble booty
Hey Briso!
Wait. Look at that boom-boom...Yo Briso!
What?!?
Can we take 'em to the bridge?!
Chart-toppin', heart-stoppin'
Hottiez flockin', bodiez throbbin'
Cauzin' problemz, it'z the modern
Sid Vicious and Johnny Rotten
Ma, we haz so much in common
You'z into goin' shoppin'
We'z into salad tossin'
Gettin' off and cherry poppin'
Slave-babez wanna get set free
My crew be too sexy
Super-phat, über-impact flowz
Inhibition? Gotta let that go
If you really wanna impress me
Turn around, break it down, let'z see
How bad you wanna get that dough?
Make your booty bounce like a big fat hoe
Lazër iz gonna freeze
Iced out on 23'z
We sip on bubbliez
And grow a money treez
Honiez with double-D'z
Up in the tub with theze
MCz with tonz of G'z
We call 'em honey beez
Lazër, The Sonz of Rhineland
Baka! Baka! Baka!
What y'all know about that?
Yo, Sneakz! Fall back!
Say what, B? I'ma take us out!
Aiight son, take us out
Yo, we out!
We... we out!
You sure we out?
Stop! We out.
credits
from Twatobahn: Standard Model,
released September 17, 2010
Produced & Arranged by Hammel for Sneaky Productionz
Recorded by Darth Fader at Def Star Studioz
Guitarz by Ice von Shredula