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from Twatobahn: Deluxe Model by LAZËR

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One... two...
One, two, three, four

Prepare to shake it once more
We breakin' down your front door
Bringin' the dangerz of course
The paper'z what we come for
You scaredy kittenz mad lame
Put down that glass of champagne
We 'bout to rock this damn thang
Wild out and pull a hamstring

This be a Lazër hoedown
So grab a partner, go 'round
Two-step and dos-à-dos now
Don't act like you don't know how
Let'z get it jumpin' (that'z right)
Y'all lookin' like stalagmitez
Get off the wall and act like
You crazy off the crack pipe!

Here we go again
Everybody in the place get low again
If you got skillz, start showin' them
This is fun and exciting.
Come get some!

Hola, me llamo Hammel
Yo tengo mucho papel
The blondie droppin' bombshellz
I got more hitz than Hotmail
The Warner Brotherz sued me
They said my tunez iz looney
But y'all know me and Smoothy
Go back like Shag and Scooby

Briso be flowin' so ill
I givin' people cold chillz
Lazër get paid like phone billz
You haterz ain't got no skillz
Y'all couldn't write a haiku
Our muzik bang like Piruz
Download us off of iTunez
Then you can do the "Night Movez"

Here we go again
Everybody in the place get low again
Y'all got dance movez, better show 'em then
Dance... Dance sucka!
Come here!

Dayumm! That cutie be fine
Badonka-booty, she'z mine
She back it up like rewind
How could I leave that behind?
This hottie wanna dance me
She got me feelin' handzy
Slip her the roofie candy
Now she my boo like Radley

Homegirl, you feelin' some stress?
I suggest you undress
Get on your kneez and confess
Oh yes.... Success!
I got her buzzin' off wine
She wanna love me long time
But I'm a baller y'all, I'm
About my dollarz, not dimez

T-take your pantz off
G-get your dance on
Take-take your pantz off
Get-g-get your dance on
Work it!
Work it!
Work it!
One, two, three, four

Here we go again
Everybody in the place get low again
Groupiez outside, pleaze show 'em in
Do you want some of this?


from Twatobahn: Deluxe Model, released September 17, 2010
Produced & Arranged by Hammel for Sneaky Productionz
Recorded by Darth Fader at Def Star Studioz

Published by Sneaky Productionz (ASCAP)
© 2010 Whale Voice Entertainment/Sneaky Productionz, LLC




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