• Let Me Dance You CD
• Full-album download in your choice of digital formatz
• Lazër Crow T-shirt (American Apparel, your choice of size)
• Lazër Crow sticker and 18" x 24" Let Me Dance You poster
• Muzik videoz for "Lazër Party Countdown" and "Night Movez"
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Oh, yes, it's very dirty right there. Clean it. Yes, good. That is good, right there.
Who is it? Idiot. Come in!
Mein Führer, our military patrols have discovered large amount of funky beats in hills of Rhineland! The townspeople is saying the beats is coming from a castle occupied by a squadron called… "Lazër."
General, why must you pester me with these... trivialities? Can't you see I'm being bathed by two plump whores?
Where else should I be washing you, mein Führer?
Silence you overweight trollop! Get me more grapes, slut. General, who are these "Lazërs" you speak of?
We have very little informations at this point. Lazër is a mysterious group, and there castle is shrouded in... shrouds.
Shrouded in shrouds? Don’t you mean "shrouded in mystery?"
Well, yes, but I already said they were a "mysterious" group, so I wasn’t wanting to be redundant. Anyway, their music is floating down the mountains and bringing joy to the impoverished masses we have worked so hard to oppress. The council has declared Lazër a threat to our regime.
General, it is seeming your memory fails you. My tanks crushed all forms of happiness in the early years of the regime. There is no music left.
Forgive me, Führer, but I hear this music with mein own ear! These are most funky beats in Europe! We must quell this uprising immediately to prevent the spread of hope among the people.
Hmmmmmmmmm… Clean around more on this side, yes. Over here, yes.
Mein Führer? The army awaits your command!
And where the hell are my grapes?
Führer?! Time is of the essence!
Silence! This calls for a more severe punishment. Send in the Nazi Pirates!
Ah… very good! You are one of my best sluts. These are seedless grapes, right?
from Let Me Dance You,
released May 23, 2005
Produced & Arranged by Hammel for Sneaky Productionz
Recorded by Keinhorst at Whale Voice Studioz