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The way we met our eyez waz like a dream
Lady step inside my limouzine (yeah)
And let me take you out (you like this)
I iz a wealthy man (money)
I wantz to make you out (cherish)
I haz a healthy...
Tangerinez and whipped cream, don't be late
I iz gonna pick you up at eight (I get you)
I'll take you by the hand (ohhhh...)
And whisper in your ear (shhhh, listen)
That I will kill your man (stabbing... dead!)
If he inter...
Fearz iz normal, just relax my dear
Turn around and cover up your earz (screamz iz gonna happen)
And go ahead and cry (it'z okay, baby)
All thoze happy tearz (just let it out, sugarz)
'Cauze I'z a sexy guy (and what about that queef?)
And he'z a panzy queer
We're in love, it'z obvious
And there ain't no stopping us
So turn around and calmly just (tell 'em, Sneaky)
Get the hell up off deez nutz
(crying)
And now, goodnight. The end of a perfect evening.
credits
from Twatobahn: Standard Model,
released September 17, 2010
Produced & Arranged by Hammel for Sneaky Productionz
Recorded by Darth Fader at Def Star Studioz
Drumz/Percussionz by Hammel & Darth Fader
Keyz by Saint Nick Halupnik
Guitarz by Ice von Shredula
Bass guitarz by CRT-2000