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Enigmaz of Mystery

from Twatobahn: Deluxe Model by LAZËR

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lyrics

You iz getting sleepy
Very sleepy
I iz feeling sneaky
... and very freaky

Mmmm... I've worked up quite an appetite
Summon the hermaphrodite!
When I blowz the conch he ridez in on an ostrich
With platez of sausage
Uh... what the f' iz theze?
Lazër only eatz endangered speciez
My apologiez! Silence!
Bring out the condor meat, jeez!
So hard to find good help nowadayz
But anywayz, welcome to Lazër castle
Masquerade costumez and candlez
Sample the fine cuizine
Orgazm of the sensez, y'nahmean?
People doin' kinky thingz with Vaseline
It'z a freaky scene

I control you, mind control you
My pet there iz no doubt you will obey
Look, my child! Behold the reclusive phantom:
Mr. Pee-Pee! Where did he go?

Dominate (obey)
Gravitate (to me)
Liberate (your mind)
Excavate (my butt)
Ride the snake (my pet)
Seal your fate (oh yes)
Frosted Flakez (what?)
They're grrrreat (oh yes!)

Excellent, she'z definitely
Getting ready, for heavy petting
In my sex swing, oopz I mean... let'z see
Girl I don't like you sexually (psych)
That waz reverse psychology
I shakez my pelvis like Elvis Presley
My hipz 'notize you to have wet dreamz
Like when you fell asleep on your jet-ski

I control you, mind control you
Briso iz the smartest man in the world
Yo Lazër Crow, I don't think they heared me!
The smartest man in the world!

I'm like a gargoyle, I'm like a Batman
You cannot believe my Dracula dance
The blood of Regis, the unicorn milk
I haz a boner, it'z shrouded in silk

Hey! Maybe you notice I iz a weird, goth enigma.
I will eat my edible undiez while you starez into my amulet from Hot Topic.

Enter the basement, where Briso be waiting
To spy on your boobz through the eyez of a painting
And Hammel iz hangin' from hookz so I lookz like a raven
Aside from the cape he iz naked
Your hormonez iz ragin' and anxiously anticipatin'
An amazin' ass-assination
What Sneaky be sayin' with alliteration iz basically Lazër be ready for bangin'

Mezmerize (obey)
Cloze your eyez (for me)
Hypnotize (your mind)
Sodomize (your butt)
Magnetize (oh yes)
Jazzercize (and stretch!)
Samuraiz (bad-ass!)
Hammer time! (U can't touch this)

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from Twatobahn: Deluxe Model, released September 17, 2010
Produced & Arranged by Hammel for Sneaky Productionz
Recorded by Darth Fader at Def Star Studioz
Guitarz by Darth Fader

Published by Sneaky Productionz (ASCAP)
© 2010 Whale Voice Entertainment/Sneaky Productionz, LLC

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