Dance for Racizm (Live)

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lyrics

Hi, I’m Gideon with another commercial disguised as music news. I'm backstage at the Lazër concert. First, they showed us how they party. Then, they taught us their moves. Now, they want to unite the globe with the universal language of dance.

Hey guys! Excuse me miss, have you seen the guys from Lazër?

Um, who wants to know?

I'm their tour manager. Read the laminate, darlin.'

Oh, sorry! I think they're still in their dressing room.

Arg! Thank you. Dad gum foreigners don't got no kinda sense!

Hey guys! I didn't bring you over here to have you horsin' around!

Come on, now! The show's starting without you!

Where the hell'd y'all find reefer?!? We've got well over nine people out here to see y'all! Hammel, get up! I'm ashamed of you!

Ahahaha, you make a fart, fat man!

Briso, shut up! Put on your Speedo and get on out there, now!

Get out here now! Fart man.

Hello to USA!

We're baaaaaack!

We've never been here, idiot.

Oh. Name for this song iz "Dance for Racizm."

Nobody can tell what color iz you when you dance much fastly!

Lazër breakz the rulez and lawz
Cutting rugz like dancing sawz
Nobody can see your flawz
When you're dancing for the cauze
If we do not come together
Stormy lightning, thunder weather
We can make the fun forever
When we dance each other better

Slide, move your feet one time
Glide, to the funky rhyme
Ride, let your booty grind
I'd, take you from behind
Move, let your body go
You've, made my sexy grow
Prove, dancing that you know
Groove, to the funky flow

Everybodiez, show the dancez from your culture.

Spanish peoplez, do the sexy pelican dance or whatever!

Briso, I think it iz named 'flamenco.'

Oh yes, do the flamingo! Wheelchair people, spin around or pop the wheeliez!

Wheelchairz is not a race, Briso. Asianz, stop doing the homeworkz and make a dance!

Black people, please help out other racez.

All the white peoplez, please stay in padded areaz!

Lazër breaks the rulez and lawz
Cutting rugs like dancing sawz
Nobody can see your flawz
When you’re dancing for the cauze
If we do not come together
Stormy lightning, thunder weather
We can make the fun forever
When we dance each other better

Slide, move your feet one time
Glide, to the funky rhyme
Ride, let your booty grind
I'd, take you from behind
Move, let your body go
You've, made my sexy grow
Prove, your love to me! Yeah!

Sounds like that trio of European bean poles is well on the way to accomplishing their goals. Now it’s time for Music News to accomplish ours. Kids, try not to think too much, we’ll do that for you. And remember girls, this year’s look is fake boobs and group sex. For Music News, I’m Gideon.

Go Lazër, go Lazër, go!
Go Lazër, go Lazër, go!
Go Lazër, go Lazër, go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go Lazër, go Lazër, go!
Go Lazër, go Lazër, go!
Go Lazër, go Lazër, go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!

Now you know what iz "Dance for Racism."

Next time you are wanting to hate a person from other race, make a dance with them instead!

Thank you, Wichita Fallz! Goodnight!

credits

from Let Me Dance You, released May 23, 2005
Produced & Arranged by Hammel for Sneaky Productionz
Recorded by Keinhorst at Whale Voice Studioz
Additional vocalz by Chris Leach

Published by Sneaky Productionz (ASCAP)
© 2005 Whale Voice Entertainment/Sneaky Productionz, LLC

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