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The Big German just breaked another record, so it'z only right I break out MY new record about him today!

Download this top secret track from mein forthcoming album for your holiday loved one. Merry Dirkmas, Mav fanz!

P.S. Tweet @Swish41 and tell him we want him in the video!

lyrics

Würzburg...
Iz where hiz birth occurred
Where Dirk emerged straight out the blue
Like Smurf turdz
Dirty like curse wordz
All day with the fall-away
Call game, iz y'all insane?
You just ball, he Hall of Fame
Tick-tock, check the clock, mayne
Go 'head and just pick your spot, mayne
Go 'n' get all up in hiz jock, mayne
D still gon' hit the shot, mayne!
When dude'z free, you gotz to pass it
Assuming you wantz a basket
The fool be straight automatic
So who thinkz they could stop the Maverickz?

Mavz fanz all over earth
Holla back if y'all roll with Dirk
Dish the rock, let him go to work
Get him hot, he'll go berserk
That tall baller, gettin' buzy
Blonde bomber, who iz he?
Big D, if you with me, then scream
"Dirk Nowitzki!"

Now in case y'all forgot the song
This ain't no false alarm
Big D still got that awesome blonde
He droppin' bombz
Some people fronted when he first crossed the pond
But y'all waz wrong, we seen it all along
7 feet with a shot? Come on!
Now peep game, here'z a fun fact:
I can think of only one cat
Who come overseaz and won that MVP
With skillz you scrubz lack
Shot sharp az thumbtackz
Grabbed hiz nutsack and sparked a comeback
Look up at the rafterz, you see the banner?
Nowitzki hung that!

Mavz fanz all over earth
Holla back if y'all roll with Dirk
Pick and pop, let him go to work
Get him hot, he'll go berzerk
That tall baller, gettin' buzy
Blonde bomber, who iz he?
Big D, if you with me, then scream
"Dirk Nowitzki!"

Here-here-here-here'z Nowitzki!
Here'z Nowitzki!
Here-here-he-he'z heating...
Here-here-here-here'z Dirk!
D-D-D-Dirk!
He-he-he-he-he-he-he'z heating up!

Baseline J (shake 'em off now)
Pull-up trey (break 'em off now)
One-leg fade (shake 'em off now)
All damn day (sing the song now)

Great Scott! Dirk'z gettin' way hot
That'z why he rock a tank top
He get paid to pop bank shotz
And raindropz, you cain't stop him... 'fraid not
OMG! Nowitzki
Scoring tonz, with more to come
Before he'z done
The Deustchman who waz born to gun
Swish 41

Hey yo Rick, put away the clipboard
Iso Dirk, he 'bout to rip cordz
When 41'z in the gym, you get torn up
In short, go keep your bench warm
Spin toward the rim, score in your face (cash)
He took less to win more
Anywhere on this court, the kid'z a lit torch
You see the fingertipz scorch?
Go ask hiz mentor, Holger helped with hiz form
But the game waz inborn
Make you wanna switch sportz
D'z too tall for threez and too quick for big fourz
That German import make it rain indoorz
And when it rainz, it pourz
We got a shooter loose in the building
Check the sixth floor, you foolz have been warned!

Mavz fanz all over earth
Holla back if y'all roll with Dirk
Dish the rock, let him go to work
Get him hot, he go berzerk
That tall baller, gettin' buzy
Blonde bomber, who iz he?
Big D, if you with me, then scream
"Dirk Nowitzki!"

Oh my god! Ohhhhh! Shut it down! Let'z go home! Woooo!
It'z a wrap, Dirk!
Man, that iz a [w]rap!

credits

from Blonde Bomber: The Mixtape, track released December 24, 2015
© 2015 Uzi Muzik / The Bizness Company / Sneaky Productionz (ASCAP)

Writed and produced by Hammel Heinrich a.k.a. Sneaky Sneak of Lazër

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